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I didn’t think he was this dumb.
Just in case it’s unclear, the entirety of this strips dialogue comes from George Carlin’s stand-up. It’s not really funny here. It’s a testament to his talent that it was funny when he said it (even if it was still, of course, quite sad).
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Meet Anastasia Steele:
Ana is just a giant mess of a human being. She’s insecure to the point of it being laughable, ‘klutzy’ (even though she only trips twice in the entire book), and a complete ditz. She’s a virgin (of course) who’s never taken any sexual interest in anyone before. Right. I’m fairly certain there hasn’t been a woman this naive since ‘round about 1954. At one point, she thinks putting her hair in pigtails will keep her safe from Christian’s lusty advances. Fuckin’ really? She “flushes” constantly, and on several occasions referred to her hoo-hoo-naughty place as “down there.”
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